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Meanwhile ...somewhere in Blackpool

Posted Monday, January 29, 2007

Lenny's Britain filming ended in Blackpool. Strange old day. I flew up BMI in the middle seat next to an Aussie wine dealer who was (get this) EVEN TALLER AND BIGGER THAN ME. Nice guy though, and incredibly friendly -we talked about just 'how much wine is coming out of the Aussie region' and 'So...you on the telly then? What would I have seen you in?' and like that for the whole journey. It's my own fault, the guy had big feet like me and I was admiring his shoes (hard soled, lace up ox blood cordovans) and said so. He told me they were an Italian design by a company called Florsheims. I am always interested in where big dudes purchase shoes -otherwise I would have to walk around with manhole covers strapped to my feet. So because of my bigfoot fascination, now I gotta talk to this guy all the way to Manchester. It was alright, and he did say he would send me some wine samples. Also gave me the name of the shoe supplier (My God this guy was organised -had a little spiral note book -everything. It was like sitting next to Columbo). Got picked up at Manchester airport by the legendary Dave Luton, a man who, whilst combing his hair in the bathroom mirror will sing to himself 'Why was I born so beautiful?' -I've worked with him since 1981 and I don't know why he does this. I'm trying to zone myself into SHOW MODE, which usually involves adopting a meditative state that lasts all day where you only think about the show. But here's the thing...you can't really do that kind of thing in the UK, because- a)You look miserable all day -and if you're a comic that just means people keep saying 'He , cheer up son, might never happen' and stuff like that. b)Getting 'In Show zone' when you have to do practical stuff is stressful because you have to keep exiting 'show zone' to do things like, get out of the car, take your luggage to reception, check in, get your room key, give them a credit card for all your extras, asking for your newspaper in the morning and your call - getting a bite to eat because you don't want to be eating too close to show time and on and on and on. By the time I got to the Blackpool grand my acquaintance with 'Show zone' was frazzled to say the least. Then the director rang me as we were approaching the theatre - Sacha Mirzoeff is a cool guy, he's the one who e-mails me weird lists of R and B classics and expects me to reply soon as I've seen em : things like : But is it funky ? The Diversions Cut the cake -Average White Band Somebody's watching you-Little Sister Hi Tension-Hi Tension Pow- Graham Central Station.. And then I have to reply : We got the funk - Positive Force Not just knee deep -Funkadelic Baby Phat - De la Soul Pocket book - Meshell Ndegeocello Woodbeez- Scritti Politti Angel - Ohio Players.. Always add an extra one to your list- that drives em mad. So Sacha calls me and tells me that, 'As this final filming day for Lenny's Britain is about Leisure and your role as a 'Leisure Provider' i.e.'comedian giving a performance tonight', we want to film lots of backstage stuff today, so you arriving, doing your sound check , getting made up for the show and so on' I say 'Cool , as long as I get some time to myself' He says , 'No problem'. I did get some time to myself , but it was in tiny little pieces because: They filmed me getting out of the car, walking up to the dressing room, laying out my stuff, talking to the director, doing the sound check, writing

with Lenny Barker, choosing the Joke Booth jokes, having a pre show dump (just kidding but it felt like it), walking down to the stage, waiting to go on - and then the show was filmed by a six man crew...with an illuminated audience. AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! Strange night. First half, I felt as though both the audience and I were finding our feet and then the second half really kicked off - the whole atmosphere changed . The material about the contributors went down very well indeed considering Lenny Barker and I wrote it that afternoon. Making all the notes during filming really helped. I've learnt that as a comic I have to keep an eye on what I'm thinking all the time, so I'm a compulsive list maker - always thinking about what's funny to me on that particular day. So during the filming it was easy ! Plus, I had the wondrous Barbara Lee, (production co-ordinator on the documentary) whose job it was to write stuff down for me. Hoorah! So ( and this is the point) when it came to writing about the contributors , we had a 'Master Documents' of notes dictated during the filming. We could turn to these notes and isolate each segment of filming and boil down the notes to appropriate jokes. Most of which worked on the night, which was a blessing. COMIC'S TIP I'll tell you what was interesting - when you write near a deadline, you're tolerance for weak material goes out the window. The nearer you are to performing the material, the stronger the jokes get. Because your survival instincts kick in. Anything too stupid or clever or complicated gets kicked out for stuff your gut tells you will work. That doesn't mean you shouldn't bank loads of notes about stuff you want to be funny about, all I'm saying is , the closer you get to the show, the better your critical faculties become as you switch from 'Writing mode' to 'Performer mode' The show went pretty well at Blackpool and as it was the last night , we had a VIP do , organised by Nick, one of our BBC Bristol producers. The Sugababes were on at night club round the corner -and Nick had arranged for us to go there enjoy the tune-some threesome. So that was how Lenny's Britain ended. Watching The Sugababes perform at 1.30 in the morning in the gayest night club in the UK.( Terrible music though. What are gays doing to themselves? I'll rephrase that. Why are gay people up North listening to all that techno bollocks? It's horrible. I never thought I'd be so relieved to hear the Sugababes in my life- at least they had recognisable tunes). So thank you Mike and Kate and Tommy and Chris and Barbara and Rebecca and Nick and thanks to everyone who contributed to the whole thing. We had a good time on the show and I think we learnt some things about the National sense of humour...you'll have to watch the show to find out just what we found out though... What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. Yeah...I'm out. Lenny Henry Berks UK 6.57 am , monday morning. Pre Breakfast. I got two MAIDENHEADS, a STOKE, a YORK , and a BRISTOL this week. Check out the tour diary and see if I'm in a place near you and check me out , baby! The show's called Where you from? (Brilliant poster designed by Brian Green- I'm the Black Surfer! At last , I am a comic book hero) and it's me doing my thing on stage in a one man show , with characters and stand up. I'm really proud of it and am enjoying myself immensely. Come and see the show!!!!!!

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