Began adult life as a Lieutenant before becoming a Sergeant, then a Corporal and finally a Private. Which has caused some confusion as he was never in the military.
Gained power after years spent strutting about like a pigeon with an old Roberts Radio tuned to Fluff Freeman balanced on his head. This made him the obvious choice to be installed as puppet President after a coup.
The President inadvertently gained absolute power after driving a milk float containing all the Generals into an active volcano. The President was the only survivor emerging unscathed with two pints of milk shouting, Who ordered the gold top?!
(Suggested Official Gift: Crate of semi-skimmed - he loves it. NB Soya milk enrages him.)
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"Rock with Laughter is back with a gobsmackingly brilliant line up. Just look at who'll be performing. Utterly marvellous! I had such a cracking time last year and I can't wait to see you all back again this year for the best Christmas gig ever!" Lenny Henry
LENNY HENRY makes a welcome return to Rock With Laughter, but this time not just as one of the best and most well seasoned stand-up comedians in Britain...
The Independent.
The self-styled King of Pop turns 50 tomorrow. Lenny Henry offers a personal birthday greeting