Little is known about President Umbukelele but these Foreign Office briefing notes were left on a photocopier in Rymans and found their way into our hands.
Began adult life as a Lieutenant before becoming a Sergeant, then a Corporal and finally a Private. Which has caused some confusion as he was never in the military.
Gained power after years spent strutting about like a pigeon with an old Roberts Radio tuned to Fluff Freeman balanced on his head. This made him the obvious choice to be installed as puppet President after a coup.
The President inadvertently gained absolute power after driving a milk float containing all the Generals into an active volcano. The President was the only survivor emerging unscathed with two pints of milk shouting, Who ordered the gold top?!
(Suggested Official Gift: Crate of semi-skimmed - he loves it. NB Soya milk enrages him.)
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