Little is known about President Umbukelele but these Foreign Office briefing notes were left on a photocopier in Rymans and found their way into our hands.

Little is known about President Umbukelele but these Foreign Office briefing notes were left on a photocopier in Rymans and found their way into our hands.

BRIEFING NOTES TO PRIME MINISTER: TONY BLAIR

Briefing notes on President Umbukelele, President of Tanzaniki, prior to his official visit and reception to be held at 10 Downing Street.

BACKGROUND

Education - Spent a year being taught by Freddy Parrot Faced Davies during the 1950s when Mr Davies was part of the Voluntary Service Organisation. Gained his love of bowler hats at this time.

His best friend was and remains the now current chancellor, a spaniel called 'Corky'.

Supported his family from an early age by allowing monkeys to hit him over the head with cricket bats to the delight of tourists.

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