Q. What are Holy Orders?

A. Holy orders are when I tell some motha I want something done, it better get done, you know what I'm sayin'. I ain't got no time for no sucka who can't deal.

Q. What are the virtues of Faith, Hope and Charity?

A. Faith has beautiful smooth skin, Hope is fully loaded if you know what I mean and Charity, while she ain't much to look at, is real giving girl and she just keeps going. Of the three I think I'd have to say Charity is the best but they're all beautiful women.

Q. How do I know that God exists?

A. This is a difficult question. When I look around I see all sorts of evils. Ho's , crack ho's, drugs dealers on every corner, the price of dope spiraling. But then I see all the good things too chicks in hotpants, Bobby Womack albums, chicks in tight jeans, chicks out of tight jeans... it is through these things that I believe God shows his presence in the universe.

Q. Why is there so much evil in the world?

A. Two words; bent cops.

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