Pope Lucius T.Kool III answers your theological questions.
- 10. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. Across 110th a lot of cats try to frame you for shit you didn't do. What went down at that club last month where those guys got their asses kicked by a big black guy in a white cape, I don't know nothing about that. No matter what people say, I wasn't there.
- 11. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, or ass.If you gonna get with his wife then move house so he's not your neighbour any more then you got no problems with this commandment. What you'd be wanting with his ass in any case I don't know. I personally have never coveted any man's ass.
Q. What are the cardinal virtues?
A. There are four cardinal virtues:
- 1. Justice
- 2. Fortitude
- 3. Kickin' ass and...
- 4. Not takin' no crap from nobody.
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