• 4. Honour the SabbathYou gotta kick back sometimes you know what I'm saying and, if I've been drinking and smoking a lot, sometimes I'll honour a whole goddamn week.
• 5. Honour your mother and father I don't know about you but my Daddy was a no good sonofabitch who left my Momma and me with nothing! Ya hear me nothin'! So there are exceptions to this one. On the other hand I got a lot of kids myself so if any of you are reading this you'd better honour your Daddy and your mothers wherever and whoever they may be.
• 6. Thou shalt not kill. Now that's not to say you can't put a good beating on a guy, but if you want the mutha' wiped out please leave it to the professionals goddammit. There are guys out there who can take care of business with no mess. Call me, I'll hook you up, aright? Cool.
• 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Ignore this typo.
• 8. Thou shalt not steal. A couple of little punks broke into my ride last week and tried to take my Quad system. They ain't never going to break the eighth again on account of me breaking their legs.

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