Hey look, I'm gonna try and hook you up with character biographies from the new series and odd snippets of information, public service announcements and you know, like that. But it won't be easy.
Some of these people are difficult to locate. We'll add to these pages as we go along, but have a look at what we got so far, and laugh your conkers off... (alright at least indulge yourself in the odd smirk – damn... tough crowd...)
Donovan Bogarde soon finds what he's looking for on the SuperCo Online Shopping cart.
HMS Holder Prison Poetry forum presents presents a collection of verse from the prison poet in residence.
Prisoner number VS1248 - Ronson.
A collection of some of Lenny Henry's funniest video and audio clips, from motorway toilets and tractors to Boney M and pet shop fights.
Donovan Bogarde bumps into Mrs Johnson in the Neasden Church online chat room.
Pope Lucius T.Kool III answers your theological questions.
Little is known about President Umbukelele but these Foreign Office briefing notes were left on a photocopier in Rymans and found their way into our hands.
"Rock with Laughter is back with a gobsmackingly brilliant line up. Just look at who'll be performing. Utterly marvellous! I had such a cracking time last year and I can't wait to see you all back again this year for the best Christmas gig ever!" Lenny Henry
LENNY HENRY makes a welcome return to Rock With Laughter, but this time not just as one of the best and most well seasoned stand-up comedians in Britain...
The Independent.
The self-styled King of Pop turns 50 tomorrow. Lenny Henry offers a personal birthday greeting